manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the
serious defect in the primary and central component or
heart. This is due to a
malfunction in the original prototype
units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed,
‘Subsequential Internal Non-Morality’ or more commonly
known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of
moral judgment.
Some other symptoms are:
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish, or violent, behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge to correct this SIN defect, at numerous
locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the
recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without
correction, voids the manufacturer’s warranty, exposing
owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will
result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S for
prompt assistance at any location worldwide
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